Bringing Sexy back

So it's Spring Break and my 6 YO old is out of school. All of the warm weather plans were shot to hell as it's been 42 and raining all week here in the Deep South. Side note: Dear Al Gore please come visit and bring back the warmth! If I hear "unseasonably cool" once more I'll vomit! So all of that to say this: My bored to tears Kindergartner is throwing a kink into my work week and my posts. So I'm stealing a funny from an email a friend sent me. I shot soda out my nose when I read it!

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over
our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos
and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.
 

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What's for dinner, Batman?"