So it's Spring Break and my 6 YO old is out of school. All of the warm weather plans were shot to hell as it's been 42 and raining all week here in the Deep South. Side note: Dear Al Gore please come visit and bring back the warmth! If I hear "unseasonably cool" once more I'll vomit! So all of that to say this: My bored to tears Kindergartner is throwing a kink into my work week and my posts. So I'm stealing a funny from an email a friend sent me. I shot soda out my nose when I read it!
The Black Bra (as told by a
woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged,
one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were
chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting
them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over
our
eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it
all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came
over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos
and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we
made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The
other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under
it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex
all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came
home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over
my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What's for dinner, Batman?"
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